All Jokes

MAN: Why did you leave your last job?AKPOS: It was something my boss said. MAN: What did he say? AKPOS: You are fired!

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few...

BOY: Do you know Shekau is dead?GIRL: OMG! I used to enjoy his movies. May his soul rest in perfect peace. We love him but God loves him more.

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the...

Girls are like...BOY: Why are you so quiet?GIRL: Nothing.BOY: Come on, tell me.GIRL: I said nothing is wrong!BOY: Ok, see you later.GIRL: I knew you don't care!BOY: WTF!!!

A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.Pretending to be a busy...

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!I called my daughter to come over...

TEACHER: Akpos, why do you always get so dirty?AKPOS: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

GIRLFRIEND: And are you sure you love me and no one else?BOYFRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.WAITER: Would you like your coffee black?CUSTOMER: What...

Two taxis crashed into each other. "What's the matter with you?" shouted the driver of one. "Are you blind?""Blind ?" said the other driver. "I hit you, didn't I?"