All Jokes
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your...
A man died and arrived at the gate of heaven and saw St. Peter there. St. Peter looks through his book and tells him, "I don't see any reason why we should let you in. You don't...
A young lady and her new boyfriend were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few minutes, she stood up and told her guy...
A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times. Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and said...
One day at the LUTH Hospital in Lagos, a man suspected of having a contagious disease is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his...
One day, a lady visited a herbalist to find out more about her marriage. In the dark and hazy room, the herbalist, peering into a mud water filled calabash, delivered a grave news...
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to Johannesburg for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.BILL: While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go...
Dump questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give: Are you a player? Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.Why do you wan't my Pin?Ans: I want...
TEACHERS wish you are born stupid. AUTO-MOBILE ENGINEERS wish your car breaks down.DOCTORS wish you are sick.CASKET MAKERS wish you dead.DENTISTS wish you have teeth decay....
A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"