All Jokes

I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so sexy and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:ME: HiGIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.ME: My...

On the first day of a parachute training, Akpos listened attentively to the instructor. The instructor told them to start preparing for landing at 300 feetAKPOS: How am I supposed...

Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day,...

24 hours of steady public power supply is illegal in NigeriaCorruption is legal in Africa.In some African countries like Nigeria, Kenya and Zimbabwe, it is extremely illegal not...

A woman and a man wanted to have a baby, so they went to the doctor to see if there was a way. When the doctor came in, told them about a new study that transfers all the pain...

A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be...

A foremost Political Party in Nigeria, popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with...

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He...

I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...