All Jokes

A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The...

Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Akpos, why has your school work been so poor lately...

At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After...

A young newly-wed couple were always quarrelling. At last, the wife decided that she will go back to her parents.She said angrily to her husband, ''I must go to my parents. I can'...

Teacher Wants to Test Akpos IQ... TEACHER: Akpos, what is a Period? AKPOS: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous. TEACHER: Why Akpos? AKPOS:...

Two boys, Thambo and Akpos, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had:THAMBO: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal...

John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...