All Jokes
A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him, "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" The businessman replied, "Boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways." The boy...
My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...
A new lecturer walked into a class one morning and after greeting the students, he asked, "Do you know what we are going to be teaching today?" The students all chorused, "No Sir...
Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument ENGLISH TEACHER: What a...
Akpos was in church one day when the pastor said, "Put your right hand in your right pocket. Whatever you see, give to the lord as a seed!"Akpos did so and the only N3000 left...
The following conversation took place between Akpos and his mum on a Sunday afternoon:MUM: Akpos what were you taught at Sunday school today?AKPOS: How the Israelis crossed the...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he...
The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnels in the war and desperately needed more people to fill their rank and files to fight the war. So one of the top officers approached...
Akpos went for his heart surgery, having earned enough money through his pay-off after his retirement. The following conversation follows...AKPOS: Doctor, I'm so scared, I've...