All Jokes
You won't believe what happened to me yesterday night.I was coming back from somewhere around 9pm when I saw this beautiful damsel approaching me. She has the the beautiful face...
Akpos' wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset, "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried, "How...
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the...
A man goes into the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He is rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from. So he...
Two Girls chatting in a taxi;FIRST GIRL: What kind of man will you want to have?SECOND GIRL: A Billionaire!FIRST GIRL: What if he has less money to a billion.SECOND GIRL: Even if...
GUARD: Aha! Ive caught you red-handed! stealing fishes.AKPOS: What do you mean by red-handed?GUARD: Youve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it...
Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out.AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge...
One day in Lagos at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman named Tina, who was wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get...
While doing a vasectomy (birth control surgery), the doctor slipped and cut off one of the mans balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball...