All Jokes
At the end of a lecture, the teacher asked the student whether they had any questions to ask.AKPOS: Sir! I don't understand the topic.TEACHER: Hmmm. You should have listened to...
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don't move! HUSBAND: Who...
A man went to buy breast wears for his wife but was confused about the breast size of his wife... SHOPKEEPER: Is the breast size of your wife as large as a Pawpaw? MAN: No!...
Akpos was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening."I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get...
One day Thambo decides to visit his old friend Akpos who has been married to this really hot and beautiful model now for a couple of years. When he gets there he realizes that...
DAUGHTER: Mum, I'm grown now. MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do? DAUGHTER: I...
A lady gets in an elevator and sees Akpos standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir." To which he replies, "SHIT, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to...
Bola, a 35 year old man, was driving in his Prado Jeep with his friend, Tommy. Along a stretch of a deserted road somewhere in Lagos, the car suddenly jerked and stopped. Bola and...
PATIENT: Doctor! I'm I ugly? DOCTOR: You're not ugly.PATIENT: But everybody says I'm ugly!DOCTOR: Listen, you are not ugly!PATIENT: I know I'm ugly.DOCTOR: You look like a fine,...
Akpos went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way...WHITE LADY: What are you going to the USA for?AKPOS: To...