All Jokes

GIRL: Baby I'm wet.BOY: Want a toilet roll?GIRL: No, I want more than that.BOY: Want 2 toilet rolls?GIRL: No, baby I want something big and roundBoy: Damn! You want the whole roll...

Akpos went to rob a city bank."Everybody down!" Akpos shouted.Everyone laid flat on the ground. "Where is the bank manager?" He asked. A young fearful man stood up and said, "Here...

This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated (burned). She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them."You know that I-phone you promised me? I...

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing...

Queen Elizabeth, Barrack Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to hell fire. The Queen ask the devil to allow her make a phone call to London to know the welfare of her people. She...

RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a...

FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away.SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!

Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girls mother said: Akpos, I...

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of armed robbers. They searched...

A Ugandan who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi.A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how...