All Jokes
AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy!THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast,...
A rich man bought a new car, a range rover sport.He drives the car only during the day but the car refuses to move at night. So he requested for the mechanic from the car's...
APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!
LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...
DAD: Watch out you fool! A truck is coming, put on the trafficator! Oh no! Its raining, quick put on the wipers! Oh my God, a speed bump slow down your speed! Hurry up, your mom...
A beggar comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and knocks gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the beggar asks him, "Please sir, could you give me...
A pretty girl mistakenly stepped on her I phone 6 and she heard a crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed it was her leg that broke.
Akpos, just getting home from school runs up to his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you think so?""Well, that's because you're from...
One day, a very rich woman posted on Facebook that she needs a handsome and sexy man who wouldn't beat her and run away with her money. And also a man who will satisfy her on bed...