All Jokes

A woman just got home from work and heard her husband shouting from the sitting room, "NOOO! DON'T DO IT! DON'T GO INTO THE CHURCH! NOOO!!!" Scared, She quickly ran to the...

DAD: Watch out you fool! A truck is coming, put on the trafficator! Oh no! Its raining, quick put on the wipers! Oh my God, a speed bump slow down your speed! Hurry up, your mom...

A beggar comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and knocks gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the beggar asks him, "Please sir, could you give me...

A pretty girl mistakenly stepped on her I phone 6 and she heard a crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed it was her leg that broke.

Akpos, just getting home from school runs up to his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you think so?""Well, that's because you're from...

One day, a very rich woman posted on Facebook that she needs a handsome and sexy man who wouldn't beat her and run away with her money. And also a man who will satisfy her on bed...

I bought her a nice gift last year on her birthday and she said, "I don't know the words to use."So this year, I decided to buy her a dictionary and guess what?SHE BROKE UP WITH...

APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!

LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...

A woman runs into a doctor's office and says, "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body hurts!" The doctor replied, "Show me." So the woman poked her...