All Jokes
I was at a bar taking a drink as usual when I heard a girl screamed. People gathered around her to know what happened to her.But to my greatest surprise, she said she sat on her...
BOYFRIEND: I cheated. GIRLFRIEND: Damn you! I hate you and let me tell you too that I cheated on you with your best friend. I even slept with your brother...
A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.""Did you hear that?" the wife asked her...
When a military man dies, we will shoot all night. When a christian dies, we will pray all night. What if a prostitute dies what will happen all night?
A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...
Omondi, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, a Mr Golongo says, "Oh, Mr. Omondi! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"Omondi...
A lady was sitting close to a guy in a bus:LADY: Can you help me do something to my breast.GUY: (smiling) Yes! I can.LADY: Can you stop staring at my boobs?
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERSI _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____...
Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious...
Two men were fixing a bomb in a car. MAN 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. MAN 2: Don't worry, I have one more.