All Jokes
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...
After the engagement!GIRL: Stop looking at girls, you're committed now!BOY: What do you mean? If I'm fasting, It doesn't mean that I should not look at food.
Three men were arrested for committing murder and were told by the Judge they are to die by firing squad. On the D-Day, the three men had a plan. As the first man was about to be...
A very good friend of mine whose sister died two weeks ago saw me and accused me of not being a caring friend. He said to me, "My sister died two weeks ago and you refused to come...
I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man,...
The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to...
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.
TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.