All Jokes
The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.
TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I...
After the engagement!GIRL: Stop looking at girls, you're committed now!BOY: What do you mean? If I'm fasting, It doesn't mean that I should not look at food.
I was on a job interview when my boss gave me his laptop and said, "Sell it to me!"I got up and went home with the laptop.He calls me and says, "Bring my laptop here right now!"I...
Three men were arrested for committing murder and were told by the Judge they are to die by firing squad. On the D-Day, the three men had a plan. As the first man was about to be...
MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.
A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...