All Jokes

TEACHER: What if I have 5 apples and take away 2, how many will remain? AKPOS: Ma, where are the apples first.

A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...

A mother noticed her daughter's stomach bulging and immediately asked her, "ADUNNI! How did you get pregnant?! Didn't I tell you to say "DON'T" if a man touches your breast, and...

There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food. Unfortunately, this man had only 50 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing...

In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's...

James went to a train station. Once there, he met a man sitting on the porch and asks, "Is this my train?""No." said the man, "It belongs to the Nigerian Railway Corporation."...

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...

In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?

I was in somewhere in Lagos last week when a bullion van crashed into a pole and millions of naira was spilled. I was making for the cash when a policeman intercepted: POLICEMAN:...

ME: Hey! I got a week suspension in school today.FRIEND: But why?ME: Some motivational speakers came to the school, and one of them said, "Throw me sticks and stones, they would...