All Jokes
A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend...SONIA: Baby, How are you doing?AKPOS: I'm fine sweetie and you?SONIA: I'm fine, but I need something from you baby....
MAID: What do you want, sir?VISITOR: I want to see your master.MAID: What's your business, please? VISITOR: There is a bill...MAID: Ah! He left yesterday for his village......
The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.
TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.
LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his...
After the engagement!GIRL: Stop looking at girls, you're committed now!BOY: What do you mean? If I'm fasting, It doesn't mean that I should not look at food.
A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...