All Jokes

A Beautiful Good Night Poem of a Hot GirlHe came at night,Exposed my body,Got on top of me,Touched me,He bit,Sucked, And Swallowed.When he was satisfied,He left me Hurt and Bloody...

When a military man dies, we will shoot all night. When a christian dies, we will pray all night. What if a prostitute dies what will happen all night?

A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave...

TEACHER: What if I have 5 apples and take away 2, how many will remain? AKPOS: Ma, where are the apples first.

A mother noticed her daughter's stomach bulging and immediately asked her, "ADUNNI! How did you get pregnant?! Didn't I tell you to say "DON'T" if a man touches your breast, and...

There was a blonde who was driving her car on her way back home. Suddenly, her car breaks down. So she called a mechanic to fix the car. The mechanic said, "Your car has a battery...

Wife to her husband:"I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why are you calling me every half an hour?"

Do you recognise the following habits below?...When making a call, your finger is always on the end button, ready to cut the call.You always check the airtime balance after each...

I was at a bar taking a drink as usual when I heard a girl screamed. People gathered around her to know what happened to her.But to my greatest surprise, she said she sat on her...

FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...ME: No I wasn't!FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at...