All Jokes
MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.
Akpos sees his father in the shower and ask what his testicles are, the father said, "Those are the APPLES OF THE TREE OF LIFE" he tells Akpos, by the way of poetic concealment....
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...
WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!
A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...
Stop editing your pictures! What If you get missing? How do you expect us to find you when you look like Beyonce on BBM, Kim Kadarshin on Facebook and Taribo West's or Taye Taiwo'...
CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...
Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...