All Jokes

WIFE: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.HUSBAND: Because the people would think I am beating you.

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...

AKPOS: Baby, even though I don't have a well furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I'm not working in Chevron Oil Company...

KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first.KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z.TEACHER: Where's the p?KID: It's...

In Sokoto, a man named Dalhatu bashiru was arrested on a charge that he stole a neighbor's cow. His attorney maintained that he was innocent and filed that the case be dismissed...

Kwame was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, I dont have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything...

TEACHER: If 44 is 'Forty Four', what is 224? AKPOS: Its not fair, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks...

TEACHER: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". STUDENT: I is the...TEACHER: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".STUDENT: OK. I am the ninth...