All Jokes
An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"The woman...
First blonde tells the other "I have done the pregnancy test!"SECOND BLONDE: Are the questions difficult?
A Doctor and an Engineer were in love with the same lady.The Doctor gives the woman a rose everyday, while the Engineer gives an apple to the woman everyday. The Doctor was...
James went to a train station. Once there, he met a man sitting on the porch and asks, "Is this my train?""No." said the man, "It belongs to the Nigerian Railway Corporation."...
A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a...
In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?
A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years with no sex. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding, the guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They passed...
Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"The first guy says...
ME: Hey! I got a week suspension in school today.FRIEND: But why?ME: Some motivational speakers came to the school, and one of them said, "Throw me sticks and stones, they would...
A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's...