All Jokes
TEACHER: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". STUDENT: I is the...TEACHER: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".STUDENT: OK. I am the ninth...
A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...
Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious...
AKPOS: Baby, even though I don't have a well furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I'm not working in Chevron Oil Company...
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." He did not understand her, so he went on his way looking...
KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first.KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z.TEACHER: Where's the p?KID: It's...
In Sokoto, a man named Dalhatu bashiru was arrested on a charge that he stole a neighbor's cow. His attorney maintained that he was innocent and filed that the case be dismissed...
TEACHER: Give the longest sentence. ADE: life imprisonment!
Kwame was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, I dont have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything...
Akpos' girlfriend comes home and starts ranting that a man across the street grabbed her buttocks and was caressing it forcefully. Akpos terribly angry about this storms out of...