All Jokes

MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.

A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...

While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...

I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...

TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP and APR.Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with...

A Girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll. After marriage, a BeautIful Doll. After one year of marriage, a Nice Doll. After two years, only a Doll. After 5 years, PANADOLL.