All Jokes
SON: Good morning dad. Please, I need some money for school.DAD: What for son? SON: For lunch break dad.DAD: I gave you enough money yesterday for you to get by today. What...
Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.DEACON: Of course, that's...
Akpos was standing outside the exam hall during a WAEC examination as other students were writing the exam. The invigilator walked to him and the following conversation ensued:...
A man visiting a cemetery heard a second man who was kneeling at a nearby grave crying-out loudly, "Why did you have to die!!? Why did you have to die!!?". The first man was so...
AKPORS: I don't like my maths teacher.MUM: Why?AKPORS: He is confused!MUM: How?AKPORS: Day before yesterday, he said 5 + 4 = 9, yesterday he said 3 + 6 = 9 and today he said 2 + 7...
Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell.INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with...
TEACHER: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates already built his first computer software. AKPOS : Mind you Sir, at your age Adolf Hitler committed Suicide.
There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her...
An applicant was filling out a job application.When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"He wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered...
A woman from Polokwane calls a nearby police station and the following conversation ensued:WOMAN: [crying] I sent my husband to buy potatoes it's been 6 hours and he hasn't...