All Jokes

The priest keeps chickens on the church premises and one cock goes missing one day. Then on one sunday at service, the priest asked the congregation, "who has a cock with them?"...

After a big accident, Sonto was crying "O God! I have lost my left hand?"AKPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?

A Nigerian lady who married a Chinese guy gave birth to a baby girl after nine months of marriage but after three months, the baby died. The mother of the Nigeria lady came to...

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he...

A Mother tells two of her daughters that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One of the sisters suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all...

Barack Obama at a recent elementary school assembly in East Texas, was talking to the pupils about gun violence. Everywhere was quiet has the president spoke.He wanted to show the...

A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, "One day, every member of this church is going to die!" Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed at the excessively...

A man drove past a military road block and the officers asked him to pull over. The man started shouting at them, "Do you know who I am? Ehn! Do you know..." One officer...

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children...

Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish Sandton building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman...