All Jokes

AKPOS: How much is it to get a face lift?DOCTER: About R9,000,000AKPOS: What if I bring the lift?

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sexDOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him. Everyday, put one pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed. Next...

A pastor goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As the pastor waited for his condoms, one of his members...

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."The next day...

A Pastor told his congregation, "Next week, I plan to preach about a sermon titled 'Sin of Lying'. To help you understand the sermon before hand, I want you all to read the book...

Akpos was in the church praying to God. He asked God to give him N100,000. He promised God that if he answers his prayer, he will give N10,000 out of the N100,000 to the poor. But...

Akpos picked up a blackberry Z10 in a taxi. He checked through the contacts and found "MY number 2" then he called it and luckily the owner answered "Wow! Thank God! Where did you...

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.After dusting themselves off, the nun and the...

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.WIFE: Don'...

A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "The audience was silent and...