All Jokes

A man walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat, he finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager! MANAGER: Sir,...

Akpos went to d cinemas and bought a ticket five times the cashier asked him. "Please sir why are you buying the same ticket for the fifth time."Akpos answered "Is it not that...

Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...AKPOS: This is the...

DOCTOR: Do you know your sperm count?AKPOS: I didn't know sperm were that clever!

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

POLICE: Knock knock!AKPORS: Who is knocking?POLICE: Police.AKPORS: What do you want?POLICE: to talk.AKPORS: How many are you?POLICE: We are two.AKPORS: Then talk to each other!

A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.Twenty minutes later, Akpos came and stood next to where they left their clothes...

Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are...

Two grown men, fighting on the street, were arrested by a police officer and taken to the police station. At the police station, they were asked what the bone of contention was....