All Jokes
A drunk was sitting next to a woman in a bus stinking of alcohol the man was talking too much and irritating the woman because of the smell.At the next stop it was time for the...
There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her...
After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...
A new Irish priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still. He asked his Irish father Murphy for some advice. Irish father Murphy replied, "When I'm worried about...
Akpos left for the Airport and came back 30 minutes later: TSHABALALA: What happened? AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach, I see poster with AIRPORT LEFT.
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally...
Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"Everyone was...
GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a DATING WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP...
AKPOS: Buy this parachute and land safely On the ground during emergency.CUSTOMER: What if the parachute doesn't open when needed?AKPOS: You will get your money back whenever I...
