All Jokes

GIRL: When we get married, I want you to stop smoking. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: I will also want you to stop drinking too. AKPOS: Ok! GIRL: As well as stop going to the night club too....

One day, a girl called her boyfriend from school and this is how the conversation went...GIRL:Hello sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Hello baby. How you doing?GIRL: I'm good. I just want to...

After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...

A new Irish priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still. He asked his Irish father Murphy for some advice. Irish father Murphy replied, "When I'm worried about...

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally...

PASTOR: There's a man here...AKPOS:(Shouts from d crowd) It is me!PASTOR: I repeat! There's a man here..AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family.PASTOR: I say there's a...

A man went to a bar and parked his bike close to where Akpos was standing.After some couple of drinks, the man came out and was about to leave when he noticed his bike was missing...

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was...

GIRL: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a DATING WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP...

USA: My country had the first man on the moon JAPAN: My country will have the first man on mars. SOUTH AFRICA: We will be the first on the sun JAPAN: But you will die SOUTH...