All Jokes

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.

Akpos who works at an airport control tower as a technician got an emergency radio message from a pilot, their conversation goes does:PILOT: Mayday! Mayday!...AKPOS: This is the...

A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"His mother stood up in anger...

A young girl comes home happily and informed her parent that she had met a man who would marry her MOTHER: Is he a catholic? DAUGHTER: No, he is not. MOTHER: Then try to convert...

In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.Twenty minutes later, Akpos came and stood next to where they left their clothes...

Akpos who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife and a nurse. Says to his eldest son:AKPOS: To you, Peter, I leave the Airport houses. To...

Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are...

The other day, Akpos found himself in court, again for the wrong reasons.The Judge questions, "You have been charged with inflicting injuries to your neighbour's chest. Do you...

A dying old man on his bed and a pastorPASTOR: Rebuke the devil old man before you die so that he will flee away from you!OLD MAN: [Silent]PASTOR: I say rebuke the devil so that...