All Jokes

A funeral service was held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan. They opened...

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! So much for companionship

ElEPHANT: Hey camel, why do you have a boob on ur back? CAMEL: It's a funny question from someone who has a dick on his face.

A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.GIRL: OkayGUY: I love you with my...

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat....

A man went to a doctor for help. The following conversation took place: MAN: I am not feeling fine. DOCTOR: You are suffering from tuberculosis. MAN: Are you sure it is...

AKPOS: Mum, please I need a baby brother.MUM: Your dad is not around right now, when he comes we will discuss about it.AKPOS: You know what, why don't you make it a surprise for...

Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....

The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...

Akpos was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want...