All Jokes
Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.
AKPOS: I'm in big trouble!JOHNNY: Why is that?AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house!JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.AKPOS: I don't have one.JOHNNY: Well then, buy...
GIRL: I am warning you, my mum is coming back soon. BOY: Errr...but am not doing anything. GIRL: That's why am warning you, hurry up!
John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...
You are 35 years, a first class graduate without a job and you're singing a Lil Wayne's song titled, "i ain't gat no worries."
Some assassins were sent to Adolf Hitler. The assassination was scheduled to take place at 9:00am as it was the time he was usually at home. Unfortunately, he was absent and the...
One day, thieves came to Akpos' house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun.After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the...
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....
The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...
50 cent, Birdman & Akpos got a heli crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say:"Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish"50...