All Jokes
A white man 80 years of age married a young white lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man "at your age, how do you do that...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."Sure...
Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.
AKPOS: I'm in big trouble!JOHNNY: Why is that?AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house!JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.AKPOS: I don't have one.JOHNNY: Well then, buy...
GIRL: I am warning you, my mum is coming back soon. BOY: Errr...but am not doing anything. GIRL: That's why am warning you, hurry up!
John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...
A man went to a doctor for help. The following conversation took place: MAN: I am not feeling fine. DOCTOR: You are suffering from tuberculosis. MAN: Are you sure it is...
Some assassins were sent to Adolf Hitler. The assassination was scheduled to take place at 9:00am as it was the time he was usually at home. Unfortunately, he was absent and the...
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.The men open the next safe....
The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...