All Jokes
Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept as a secret between the three of them.The First Pastor Said: My problem is money I do...
Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions:"You are on patrol in the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the township.On...
Akpos went to a night club, and when he got home the following conversation ensued.MUM: Akpos, where are you coming from?AKPOS: Classes!MUM: Don't lie to me boy!!!!!AKPOS: I went...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...
KWAME: Lets go and watch a movie at the cinema. WIFE: I have an appointment with the doctor today. KWAME: Just cancel it, tell him that you are sick!
HUSBAND: My wife where are you?WIFE: At home love.HUSBAND: Are you sure?WIFE: Yes.HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeeeHUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye....
Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...