All Jokes

A guy was chilling with his girlfriend when she excused herself to attend to something else but left her phone behind.A while later her phone rang and the guy looked at the caller...

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...

Are you tired of the single life? Why not challenge God today? Buy the wedding gown and see if God won't supply the groom! If it doesn't work, RENT THE HALL!

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?" Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look...

A young man wished to marry a farmers beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, Son, go stand out in that field. Im...

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...

You are in 400 level and your G.P can not even flash MTN to MTN, yet you are telling a guy to buy you Brazilian hair of N 250,000 for your birthday. On which head?

A man brought a new computer home and asked his wife to set it up. The following day, when he got back from work he really needed to use the computer so he quickly put it on and...

Akpos lost his house rent money of 200 dollars and have been searching for it all day with no break through. He then sit to pray, "God, if you help me l will give you 100 dollars...

Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].AKPORS: Sir, I have not...

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