All Jokes
Some Girls don't even know how to chat or interact. They will be the first to inbox you and they will make the conversation boring.Sandra: HiKingsley: SupSandra: Gud (They wont...
An elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would...
Akpos went to the hospital and asked to be castrated.DOCTOR: Sir, are you sure this is what you want?AKPOS: Yes my mind is made up, I am ready.After the procedure he walked out...
The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a...
She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it will not penetrate.Then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand firm. She tries to put it in...
A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says "These are nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me."...
* In Maths: A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.* In Biology: It's the exchange of germs from one mouth to another. * In Chemistry: It's a process of testing the ph...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.Before...
OCHUKO: I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single".AKPOS: Me too, I fight with my parents but you don't see me change...
A newly wed couple moves into their house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says!WIFE: Honey, you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking,...