All Jokes
AKPOS: What is the cost of the plastic surgery?DOCTOR: Its about N 900,000.AKPOS: What!? Doctor that's too expensive. Okay...err...what if I bring the plastic?
A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one difficult question or two simple question, "one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".TEACHER: How many stars did you see last...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!TEACHER: Good! What is...
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself....
Akpos enters a church and finds the priest. "How may I help you son?" asks the priest."I'm looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the...
The kids refused to come together to take a class picture for their year book at a primary school. The teacher, trying to cajole them said, "we should all take this picture so...
Akpos was lying unconscious in an hospital bed. After a week he finally regained consciousness. The doctor was immediately summoned.DOCTOR: Your recovery was a miracle.AKPOS:...
A local NGO office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Akpos. The person in charge of contributions called him to...