All Jokes

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."David, David...

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry." She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I...

Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful...

WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.HUSBAND: Yes, and?WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman...

A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got so pissed she went to tell her husband about the encounter.The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so...

Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...

An elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would...

A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice. He walks into the...

A woman ask the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?" The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not...