All Jokes

There's 3 sons of a priest. They did some bad crimes. One day all of them have to drink holy water in their father's church. The first man walks up and the priest says "What crime...

The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "Darling, I have a kid with my...

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is...

A cleaner who has dreamt all his life to fly a plane was hired to clean airplanes.One day, he was through with cleaning the airplane. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a...

Are you tired of the single life? Why not challenge God today? Buy the wedding gown and see if God won't supply the groom! If it doesn't work, RENT THE HALL!

Akpos' father died and left him all his wealth. A week later his life-long crush, Sandra, finally accepted to be his girlfriend. Akpos wanted to find out if she truly loved him.So...

Akpors, John and Rukewe were stranded in the Sahara desert, when they saw a bottle of Wine. They were so happy because they hadn't taken a drink in days.They decided to share the...

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for a bar. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. His wife, waiting up for him, would...

Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at...

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I...