All Jokes

Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?" The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos." Akpos again came next...

TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up...

Akpos stumbles up to the only other customer Osas in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. OSAS: Why? Of course!AKPOS: Where are you from? OSAS: I'm from Nigeria.AKPOS: You...

When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl...

AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey.GIRL: Alright baby.AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now.GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just...

A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested that he shave his beard. "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" he replied "Oh...

There's 3 sons of a priest. They did some bad crimes. One day all of them have to drink holy water in their father's church. The first man walks up and the priest says "What crime...

The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "Darling, I have a kid with my...

Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries: 1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours...

DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why?DERMATOLOGIST:...