All Jokes

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the...

Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her.

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...

TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with for young mothers and their children. You all have obsessions the doctor said.1. He said to the 1st mother, you are obsessed...

This is specially for wives and intending wives; as it may save you the risk of having a stroke and high BP.1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the...

Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit sucide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo y d rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my...

WOMAN: Help, I have been raped by an idiot police.POLICE: How do you know he is an idiot? WOMAN: because I had 2 tell him what 2 do.