All Jokes

You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"

A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one then a man next to him said "do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth". The boy replied "my grandfather lived...

Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?JANE: Yeah.UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you...

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her...

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it...

A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage. The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and...

The maid asked for an increase in salary, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"HELEN: There are three reasons. The first is...

A man was driving down the street, and he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. Looking up towards the Heaven, he said, "Lord, have pity on me. If you find...

AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars.EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty?AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other!

TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...