All Jokes
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat...
Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake Instead he printed John 4:18.1 John 4:18 says "...
A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?Son: Both.Dad: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you goSon: ParisDad: That means you like your mum more?Son: No, I...
The maid asked for an increase in salary, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"HELEN: There are three reasons. The first is...
Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper...
The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase."What happened?" "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife,...
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened."First body,...
TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...
TEACHER: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? AKPOS: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.