All Jokes

Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?Son: Both.Dad: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you goSon: ParisDad: That means you like your mum more?Son: No, I...

Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper...

The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase."What happened?" "What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife,...

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened."First body,...

Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake Instead he printed John 4:18.1 John 4:18 says "...

A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you...

Four friends are sitting at a table discussing how rich their sons are.FIRST MAN: My son is so rich he bought his friend the new ferrari.SECOND MAN: That's nothing my son bought...

There were two little boys, 8 years JOHN and BILL 10 years old , very mischievous and naughty. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief...

My teacher stood me up in class and pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an Idiot".I spent the whole day in detention because I asked him which end he was...

A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school TEACHER: What's ur name?BOY: MohammadTEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from todayThe boy went homeMOM: How was...