All Jokes

During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway, a donkey crosses right in...

Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?"Akpos: I'm writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.

There were two evil brothers who were extremely rich. They went to the same church and on the surface appeared to be good christians.One of the brothers suddenly died. The...

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.Here...

Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit sucide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo y d rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my...

WOMAN: Help, I have been raped by an idiot police.POLICE: How do you know he is an idiot? WOMAN: because I had 2 tell him what 2 do.

Akpos and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank to the...

A conversation between Akpos and his newly wedded wife Ekaette. Akpos: Honey, I have a problem at work. Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now...

Akpos was drunk then a police officer arrest himOFFICER: How high are you?AKPOS: It is not "How hi are you?", it's "Hi, How are you?".

Akpos: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Chichi: Awwww...Yes!Akpos: Then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me!