All Jokes

An old couple returning from Ghana cross the border. The customs agent ask the man, "Did you buy anything while in Ghana?"The man answers, "No."The man's wife asks her husband, "...

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."

Akpos, a guy in his mid thirties who is also known for making lots of troubles, walked into a bar, met with the manager and started yelling, "Give me one carton of beer, five...

As I was going to visit a friend, I saw my neighbour's little child at the other end of the street holding two ten naira notes, he was crying profusely. I asked him, ''Junior...

An old man with a brown bag, entered a bus, and sat close to a lady putting on a very long skirt. The old man dips his hands in the bag and brought out a photo and camera, in...

Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...

TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE

A boy and his Dad were talking last night about love and marriage.The boy's Dad told him that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to his Mum would be like. It seems...

10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...

TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...