All Jokes

I just saved a life today!I asked a beggar on the roadside how he will feel if I give him N10,000He replied, "I will die of happiness!"So I kept my money.

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.Suddenly, I...

A Lady Wearing a Brazilian Hair worth N500,000 And Complaining Of Headache...Does She Need A Prophet To Tell Her She's Carrying 2 Plots Of Land On Her Head?

Zabo is an 8-year old boy who lives with his parent and grandma. One Monday morning, Zabo went to the table for breakfast expecting to see the family all set at the dining, but to...

GUY: Babe what phone is this?GIRL: Well is the new Bold 20GUY: Does Bold 20 exist?GIRL: YesGUY: How much?GIRL: Bought it for N500,000GUY: WTF! What can it do?GIRL: It doesn't go...

In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations when it is prohibited there?Why is...

Behind Every Successful Man, There is a Woman!If You Need More Success, Increase The Number of Women!

Nigerians love Alcohol so much...If Something Good happens, they Drink to Celebrate it.If Something bad Happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.If Nothing Happens...

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...