All Jokes
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE
A boy and his Dad were talking last night about love and marriage.The boy's Dad told him that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to his Mum would be like. It seems...
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...
A girl gave one boy her number in Shoprite.10 minutes later, he saw the boy enter his 2015 land rover. She runs towards him and started shouting, "Wrong number!"
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him...
An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank that...
I just saved a life today!I asked a beggar on the roadside how he will feel if I give him N10,000He replied, "I will die of happiness!"So I kept my money.
My neighbour was raped. During the trial in court, the following transpired...PROSECUTING LAWYER: Madam, as this was happening, did you attempt to escape?WOMAN: Yes, I tried to...