All Jokes
AKPOS: I found N500 on the floor today.KWAME: Really? Let's share the money 50-50.AKPOS: What will we do with the remaining N400?KWAME: ????
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over...
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...
A man and his parents were having a discussion...FATHER: Son, you are 33 years old and you are still living with us, don't you think is about time to find a house of your own?SON...
In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...
In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....
This letter is for the teachers that taught me during my secondary school days...To my MATHEMATICS TEACHER, you did well, but the formulas and quadratic equations you taught in...
It was October and the people Kalakari Village asked their new King if the coming dry season was going to be hot or cold. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked...