All Jokes
GIRL: Boo, Christmas is approaching.BOY: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.GIRL: Get me an iPhone 6s for me as a Christmas gift.BOY: Relax! It's Jesus Birthday, not yours!
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"The man...
Upon hearing that my grandfather had just passed away, I went straight to my grandparent's house to visit my 95 years old grandmother and comfort her.When I asked how my...
As I was gisting with my friends outside, a tall, black, pretty, Coca-Cola bottled girl came out from her friend's compound. I approached her...ME: Hello... HelloooGIRL: What! Why...
Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!
A Whatsapp conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...BOYFRIEND: How are you, babe?GIRL: I'm ok babyBOYFRIEND: Good! I wanted to transfer money to you before but since you're...
Employers will be holding your CV, birth certificate, health report, criminal history and still say, "Tell me about yourself."ME: I'm a Stripper sir.
According to @UberFacts, the country with the highest sex duration is Nigeria with 24 minutes per session on average according to a survey. What UberFacts doesn't know is that...
A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.The chicken took offence and said, "Look at how...