All Jokes
A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor cause when you are married, you can't even change your TV channel2. Listening to wifey is like reading the terms...
In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...
A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank....
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...
Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE