All Jokes
In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...
A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.
Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...
A man and his parents were having a discussion...FATHER: Son, you are 33 years old and you are still living with us, don't you think is about time to find a house of your own?SON...
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the numbers under one name: WIFENever save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife2"!Forwarded from a Hospitalized Husband.
A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...
5 friends lived in an apartment, their names are Mad, Brain, Somebody, Nobody and Fool.Somebody killed Nobody at the time Brain was in the bathroom, so Mad called the Police. Mad...
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over...
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside... "GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 - IF NOT CURED, GET BACK N100,000" A lawyer thinks this is a...