All Jokes

A squad of Nigerian Soldiers were sleeping soundly in their bunker in Sambisa Forest when their general kicked open the door and yelled, "Okay boys, line up outside in five, this...

Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.JAMES: I will look for...

Akpos called a Computer Assistant on phone to complain and this conversation took place...COMPUTER ASSISTANT: May I help you?AKPOS: Yes, I am having trouble with WordPerfect....

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...

A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye. WIFE: What happened to your eye?HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth...

Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!

KWAME: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!AKPOS: Sorry bro, get well soon.

A guy asked a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.Not to be undone, the guy collected the...

Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast.His mom says, "Before you can eat, you need to milk the cow, get the eggs...