All Jokes

The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do 69. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Realizing hes inexperienced, she...

The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand...Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride...The father could feel the suspense in...

One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for s*x."What's that?" he asked.She...

A young guy went for a job interview. Unfortunately, on his way to the job interview, he got himself very drunk.Along the line (during the interview) he was asked, "What is your...

They were four deadly smokers in a small town. The four of them were close friends and they will always walk around the street everyday smoking.One day, they strolled into a...

World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.

You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...

TEACHER: What is the axis of the earth?STUDENT: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other and on which the earth revolves.TEACHER: Very...

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all...