All Jokes
Are you 18 years and above? Do you have a valid ID passport? Can you speak English and any local language? Are you looking for a 9am-3pm job with a monthly salary of N1million and...
In a WAEC English Language examination, one of the questions asked was: "Write a letter to your uncle telling him about your new school.''After writing for about twenty minutes,...
I Have begun my annual distribution of SALLAH GIFTS (Rams for Family) as usual. PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS...1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).2...
You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...
Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...
My illiterate uncle was tired of being called an illiterate by his friends. One day, he made up his mind to get educated and travelled to the city for months.He then visited his...
A fat man went to meet his doctor for instructions on how to lose the fat in his stomach. Their conversation is as follows...DOCTOR: To lose your tummy fat, you should shake your...
Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...
A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before webegin, Ill need to ask a few questions.He gets her name,...
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven'...