School Jokes

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...

TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!

A teacher told a primary five class that 2x+2x =4.Akpos got up and said, "Its a lie!"The teacher angrily said, "I have been teaching for past five year now, so I know what I'm...

TEACHER: Akpos, if you are having ten coconuts and five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?AKPOS: I don't know sir.TEACHER: Why? AKPOS: In our class...

MUM: What did you learn at school today?ME: How to write!MUM: What did you write?ME: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...

Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your...

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...

In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.