School Jokes

A Whatsapp chat between two students...KWAME: Results are out, come let's go and see the result.YAW: I'm with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me... If it's bad, say, "Good...

A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of different African students at inventing things. Three African students qualified for the final. On the...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.The teacher says, Why are you arguing?One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells...

TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...

Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...

TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?AKPOS: Yes sir.TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?AKPOS: It's a horse, sir.TEACHER:...