School Jokes

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...

TEACHER: How old is your father?STUDENT: He is as old as me.TEACHER: (surprised) How? I don't understand.STUDENT: He became a father when I was born.

TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...

A principal was addressing his students on HIV, he said, ''Abstinence is the best method because condoms could break and also spermicidal creams could fail." He also said, "There...

Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...

TEACHER: Akpos, name 10 animals you know. AKPOS: 9 Lions and an Elephant

EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator?STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material...

After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)

Akpos, just getting home from school runs up to his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you think so?""Well, that's because you're from...

One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...