School Jokes

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...

TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...

Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...

A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...

Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...

EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator?STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material...

Akpos, just getting home from school runs up to his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you think so?""Well, that's because you're from...

In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.