School Jokes

TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?AKPOS: Yes sir.TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?AKPOS: It's a horse, sir.TEACHER:...

A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...

During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!

Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...

Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...