School Jokes
TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?AKPOS: Yes sir.TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?AKPOS: It's a horse, sir.TEACHER:...
Akpos, just getting home from school runs up to his dad, "Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you think so?""Well, that's because you're from...
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!
One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!
When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news...
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
One boring Monday morning, Mr. Akpos, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started; "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far...