School Jokes
A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...
TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...
The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...
University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...
Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher...TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and in bad...
TEACHER: Give the longest sentence. ADE: life imprisonment!
TEACHER: What if I have 5 apples and take away 2, how many will remain? AKPOS: Ma, where are the apples first.
ME: Hey! I got a week suspension in school today.FRIEND: But why?ME: Some motivational speakers came to the school, and one of them said, "Throw me sticks and stones, they would...
I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...