School Jokes

A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...

University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...

Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father...FATHER: Akpos, how was your exams today?AKPOS: It was very difficult, so I didnt even go to the exams center....

TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.

An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...

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